Misadventure Racing - Open5 Coniston 2023
I think this screenshot of a post-race WhatsApp conversation is a pretty good place to start this one. Green text is me, White is Rachel, who very graciously agreed to race with me again for this year's Open5 despite some early misgivings.
I haven't had the best of starts to the year, with dental surgery and a niggling hip injury to deal with, but this race was far less of a trial for me than it was for star teammate Rachel: she broke her ankle very badly in August '21, and is still trying to get back to the sort of form she was on that summer. While she's back on a bike and in a boat, she's still struggling to run without the ankle seizing up or a fair amount of pain. On top of that, the last time we raced together three years ago, we spent a day trying not to get swept away by floodwater in the Yorkshire Dales, so didn't exactly have the best induction to the AR world even when uninjured.
1st February I was on her side of the city for a dental appointment, so messaged and we went for an hours potter around the local fields, putting the world to rights and generally just having a (slightly slurred, in my case) good old chinwag. We both bemoaned a general lack of fitness for our respective reasons, but the Open5 actually didn't crop up in the conversation - I was supposed to be at the National Student Rodeo as a photographer the same weekend, so hadn't originally factored it in. Then the following day, the cancellation of the NSR was formally announced and thoughts turned to the Open5 as something else to do that weekend. I knew Raff was entered, so I messaged him saying I probably was too and he chimed up with "Reckon you can convince Rachel if you do a more bike-heavy day?". Ooh, now there's a thought... I messaged her and over the new week or so the conversation went a bit like this...Me: Would you race Open5 with me if we walk to a single run checkpoint then go play on bikes?
Rach: I've not been on my bike for months so I'm not sure I have the fitness for 5 hours at the moment.
Me: We can take a picnic...
Rach: I could be up for it as long as you really don't mind being slow
Me: Like I say, we can take a picnic, and try not to slide down a flooded road on our asses this time...
Rach: Ah, I don't know. I feel like I should and I do want to but I haven't done more than 2 on the bike since ankle-gate.
Me: Two on the bike, plus an hours gentle walk?
Rach: As long as you are absolutely sure that you don't mind being slow, and you promise me we aren't white water swimming with our bikes this time.
What can I say: I wanted a fun day out with a mate who I thought could use a fun day out. I also thought it would be a laugh to enter the pair of us as 'Team 3-Legged Race'...
We headed up on Saturday evening and stayed just south of Coniston at Moss Side Farm, in a 'Railway pod', their old guards van styled camping pod type things. The aforementioned Raff and his teammate Simon (who I'd met at The Heb back in 2019) were there as an advance party, Simon sharing the Pod with us and Raff in his van, so they'd checked in, had dinner and got the wood burner on to warm the place up as it was set to be a chilly night. We had our dinner and a look over the map from last time there'd been an Open5 in Coniston, back in 2017. I was hedging my bet on the bike area being similar, north and east of town, up past Hodge Close and over to the Langdales and Loughrigg, with Hawkshead and Grizedale as southerly options. The run back in '17 was south-east of town, up onto the Old Man, but there's so much fell side to the east that it was fairly obvious that it would be that way. After a good but chilly night's sleep, briefly interrupted by a cockerel at 5am and an owl hooting not much after that, it was time to get up and sorted. Base layers on while still half in the sleeping bag, just to try and get some warmth into things quickly, stove on for porridge and the mokka pot - though as I nipped out to the loo Raff was wandering towards the pod with a large cafetiere in hand. We got ourselves packed away and headed up to race registration at John Ruskin school. The usual mass of friends to greet and chat with, the usual jokes about me seemingly knowing everyone (not quite everyone, but a lot - AR is a small and friendly community!), but we got signed in and sat down with the maps to put together a plan. The bike section was almost exactly as I'd pictured it, with the run section slightly further north than last time, but that all worked out okay. There were four CPs making a nice looking low-level run loop that I reckoned would be about an hour, even just at a decent walking pace, then a good bike loop through Tilberthwaite and over to Little Langdale and Elterwater with some good options - either longer or shorter - for the return. All pretty good, and with kit packed up to suit, we dropped our bikes and a transition bag in the pen and were ready to go.Run: 7.07km, 111m ascent, 01:08:18
Picking the control descriptions and values up from Jim as we started, we crossed off the 'dummy' controls and hoped that our route plan was pretty much intact. All four of the run CPs we were aiming for were live, so that was a great start. We hiked up the road to the junction, turned right, and Rachel starts jogging... I thought we were just walking this bit?! Turns out she can do 30 second-ish jog intervals as long as they're on decent surface and with a couple of minutes walk between them. Brilliant!Bike: 28.72km, 665m ascent, 03:33:36
First order of the day on the bikes is to head out of town the same we did on foot, up the cycleway north - and I rode this way recently with Ben and Ele so I'm pretty happy with what we're planning right now! First CP is hanging under a bridge that we must have run over earlier without noticing, and it's a good high point scorer, not that we're paying much attention to the points. We head onwards to the next one, overlooking the 'Touchstone Fold' at Tilberthwaite - I have a bit of a dither trying to work out if this is a bike or a run CP, turns out I'm just reading the grid number rather than the CP number (yes, I'm an idiot...). The CP marked on Slater's Bridge is a dummy, so we take the higher track round Great Intake over to the end of Little Langdale Tarn, going cautiously on the loose slate descent, then pausing at the gate onto the road for a quick bite of food.Huge thanks to Tri-Adventure for continuing to put on the Open5 races, and apparently continuing to maintain the Open5 Lifetime Points database - I'm a couple of races off my 5,000 going by current averages. Massive thanks and admiration to Rachel for being talked into pushing herself out of her comfort zone for the day and doing it all with a smile, and to Raff and Simon for making the weekend a good one. And, as always, big thanks to James Kirby for the official photos (though I'm not posting the angry one on here...)
Till next time!
Pyro
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